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Month: February 2016

Funny business

Sex was quite fun, according to rumour.
Her girlfriend, an avid consumer,
Said try it with toys,
And then move on to boys,
Which quite tickled her sick sense of humour!

Author petePosted on February 14, 2016July 10, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, sex, sex toys

A knotty problem

Having tried it, though not much enthused,
Bondage, whips, she was rather confused.
Would she do it again?
She came hard, true, but then,
Was it love, or just being abused?

Author petePosted on February 14, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, limerick, whip

The truth hurts

So, they’re fucking. It starts to get rough.
She screams “”Punish me!” Just off the cuff.
“I’m a slut! I’m a whore!
Fuck me! Slap me some more!
Sort of half true, but mostly all bluff.

Author petePosted on February 14, 2016February 3, 2020Categories AOTags fucking, limerick, S&M, slut, whore

Love’s labours lost

To the best of her youthful ability,
Blessed with a certain agility,
Willing enough,
Till she ran out of puff…
He still limp! Goddamn shame! Such futility!

Author petePosted on February 13, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags impotence, limerick

Whore-ticulture

Quite the lady, she said, self-assured,
“The buggery, yes, I endured,
But go back in front?
Lady garden or cunt,
I don’t want the thing bloody manured!”

Author petePosted on February 12, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags anal sex, buggery, cunt, limerick

Precociousness

At her age, love would not be condoned;
He’d be ostracised, shamed and disowned.
So they must be discreet,
Pleasure all the more sweet
When the time comes, for being postponed.

Author petePosted on February 12, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, lolita, precocious, young girls

Puzzlement

What a problem the poor fellow faces;
Undressed, her mysterious places
Uncovered, laid bare,
A blank canvas, but where,
How begin, though, to fill in the spaces?

Author petePosted on February 12, 2016July 10, 2024Categories PGTags first fuck, limerick, undressed

The summing up

In terms, frankly, that couldn’t be blunter,
She said “You’re a john, just a punter,
So, thanks for the fuck,
Now goodbye and good luck.
Your dick’s small, you’re a wheezer and grunter!”

Author petePosted on February 12, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags dick, fuck, john, limerick, prostitution, punter, small penis

Not faking it

She went pale, cold, body aquiver.
His cock seemed to reach to her liver!
She raved like a loon,
Then fell into a swoon,
Eyes rolled up, as she came like a river!

Author petePosted on February 11, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags cock, limerick, orgasm

Beyond the call of duty

Though the chap was superbly endowed,
She was plucky, the lass, quite uncowed.
Yes, she’d fuck him, she swore,
Front and back, and what’s more,
All ten inches, she recklessly vowed!

Author petePosted on February 11, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags anal sex, big penis, fuck, limerick, well endowed

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