Sister Frances, while at her devotions,
Was prone to erotic emotions;
How painfully odd,
Being married to God!
One of many strange Catholic notions!
Month: January 2016
The root of all evil
He could pay for sex, being quite wealthy,
But chose to be furtive and stealthy;
Not gifts and seduction,
But drugs, threats, abduction,
To fuck girls strange ways, and unhealthy.
Rule of thumb
Her mum said, should the question arise,
That a fair indication of size
Is to look at men’s thumbs,
So that, when the time comes,
A big cock won’t be such a surprise.
A coalescence of events
The poor girl, she’d tried hard not to yield.
Her fate, though, was pretty much sealed
The moment they kissed,
Then she couldn’t resist,
As the cum on her panties revealed!
Below the belt
Not a 10, but she’d do in a pinch.
Half undressed, they went into a clinch,
Then he hitched her astride,
Pulled her panties aside,
And he worked his cock in, inch by inch!
Little Egypt
She danced helluva fine hootchy kootchy!
Her g string was gen-yoo-ine Gucci.
Between sets, she’d cruise,
Sit on laps, drink some booze,
And for ten bucks, she’d get real smoochy!
Model citizen
Yes, she said,I’m a lingerie model.
Good money, a bit of a doddle.
Just root the designer,
Then wax your vagina,
Smile nicely and try not to waddle!
Unhappy snap
A nude picture on Snapchat, a joke.
Well, he’d seemed like a nice enough bloke,
But things started to spiral;
Her pussy went viral,
She found out next day when she woke.
And she probably cheats at cards
Amply bosomed, nice bum and long-legged
“Any chance of a root? Please!” he begged.
She said “Yes. For a price.”
Not quite love, although nice,
But the bloody bitch bloody reneged!
Forty’s the new thirty
Maybe forty, though still pretty spritely,
He fancies her, wrongly or rightly,
Nice tits, a nice bum,
Maybe somebody’s mum,
But she’s squeezing his dick pretty tightly!