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Month: December 2015

Misgivings

On the whole she thought sex over-rated.
The stains and the mess it created!
One’s parts on display,
The undignified way
One was treated! That’s what she most hated.

Author petePosted on December 22, 2015July 10, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, Victorian sex

Excess

She considered herself quite progressive,
Not hung-up or shy or possessive…
Wife swapping? Okay.
Public sex, bondage play…
But the gang bang, she thought, was excessive!

Author petePosted on December 22, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, gangbang, limerick, public sex, wife swapping, women's liberation

Gotta have a gimmick

Getting older, she said, is a drag;
Wrinkles, big bum, tits starting to sag.
So it’s old dog, new tricks!
Things come into the mix
Such as handcuffs, the whip and the gag!

Author petePosted on December 22, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags aging, bondage, bum, gag, handcuffs, limerick, saggy tits, tits, whip

Little black dress

In her bum-hugging little black dress,
Just containing her tits, more or less,
If a chap tries his luck,
Whispers “Fancy a fuck?”
You could say she’s already said yes!

Author petePosted on December 18, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bum, consent, fuck, limerick, little black dress, tits

Her mother would be proud

“Yeah”, she said, “I’m a little bit skanky,
My pussy’s sometimes a bit manky,
A slut, yep, I know,
But wherever I go,
I at least have clean knickers and hankie!”

Author petePosted on December 17, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags knickers, limerick, manky, pussy, skanky, slut

Thank God for small mercies

The damn scoundrel, he turned on the charm!
When undressed though, much to her alarm,
He was blessed with a cock
Like a horse! Quite a shock…
Though it did her no permanent harm!

Author petePosted on December 17, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags big cock, cock, limerick

What price, virtue?

In her dungeon, cold, dismal and dank,
Naked, chained, and quite certain she stank,
Would her Dad pay the ransom?
Would some dashing, handsome
Knight save her (to fuck, to be frank)?

Author petePosted on December 17, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, fuck, limerick, medieval limerick, naked

Boy’s night out

Naked strippers! Live sex! cried the tout.
Grubby, bored little floozies, no doubt.
Skanky tarts at the bar …
Bags the young one! Ha! Ha!
Flash some pussy, love! Mate, it’s your shout.

Author petePosted on December 16, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags flash, floozies, limerick, pussy, skanky, strippers live sex

Happily never after

Tiger Lily nude, tied to the mast,
Peter Pan walks the plank (at long last!)
Wendy ravished by Smee,
Tink’s wings torn off with glee!
Is this it, for the whole bloody cast?

Author petePosted on December 16, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, Peter Pan, ravished, Smee, Tiger Lily, Wendy

Milord’s pleasure

Though of course she was only a peasant,
The fuck was exceedingly pleasant;
A young village slut
Quite beneath a man, but
She’d do well enough, just for the present!

Author petePosted on December 14, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, medieval limerick, Milord's, slut

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