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Month: June 2015

The Incredible Hulk

Is he following her, lurking, skulking?
The big ugly brute, bloody hulking!
He asked for a fuck,
And she laughed…Just her luck,
To get raped, if he’s angry or sulking!

Author petePosted on June 30, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags consent, fuck, limerick, rape, raped, stalker

Understandably so

She’d gone suddenly silent and pensive.
The word “fuck” she’d found quite offensive,
And “cunt” too, and “cock”,
And his size was a shock.
She was plainly a bit apprehensive.

Author petePosted on June 25, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, cock, cunt, fuck, limerick

Elasticity of demand

The fuck, frankly, was not that fantastic;
Her big tits turned out to be plastic,
But boy! What a fit!
And he had to admit
She was certainly enthusiastic!

Author petePosted on June 25, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags big tits, fake tits, fuck, limerick, tits

Hollywood story

Not an actress, to which she’d aspired;
Her best-by date must have expired.
A waitress that’s all,
Still awaiting that call
From her agent… broke, sagging and tired.

Author petePosted on June 25, 2015July 5, 2024Categories PGTags actress, Hollywood, limerick, saggy tits, waitress

Sex and love

Sex and love, not to be disingenuous,
Much as the link may be tenuous,
One may still find
Become blurred in one’s mind,
If the fuck is sufficiently strenuous!

Author petePosted on June 22, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, love, sex

Intuitive interface

“It’s just sex,” she said. “What’s not to like?
Cut the crap; all the sweet talk and psych!
Put the peg in the hole!
Just get on with it y’all!
Just jump on! It’s like riding a bike!

Author petePosted on June 22, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags crap, limerick, seduction

Coitus non interruptus

He was nasty, uncouth and corrupt,
His seduction style crude and abrupt.
What to do with such men?
Just get on with it then,
Lest some well-meaning fool interrupt!

Author petePosted on June 21, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, nasty, seduction

Plea bargain

He was guilty, of course, as accused;
The poor girl had been sadly abused.
Though she’d whimpered and cried,
He confessed, deep inside,
He was much less ashamed than amused!

Author petePosted on June 21, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags abused, consent, guilty, limerick

Enough rope

She’d agreed but, in fact, could she cope
With the vibrating toys and the rope,
And the lack of control
Even over which hole…?
What to do, but keep coming and hope?

Author petePosted on June 21, 2015December 4, 2019Categories AOTags bondage, coming, hole, limerick, vibrator

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