Naked, oily, her skin and cunt glistening,
Noone to see, noone listening,
Loudly she came!
Though the child bore his name,
Still he didn’t turn up for the christening!
Month: May 2013
As good as a holiday
Harold’s wife enjoyed being on top.
Wally’s Joan had a bush like a mop.
One night they were drinking;
Wal said “We’ve been thinking…
Would you girls mind much if we swap?”
The life of the party
“A girl only lives once, I suppose!!
A gangbang might be good fun! Who knows?”
This she’d soon come to doubt,
Semen bubbling out
Of her pussy, her anus and nose!
Wizard of Oz
What a time she’d had, over the rainbow!
Young virgin, not long to remain so!
Tin dicks! Lion cocks!
Bless the girl’s cotton socks!
And the straw man! Big prick, little brain though!
Hospitality
She could always, of course, have said no,
But they seemed like quite nice fellows though,
So she thought, “What the hell!”
She went to their hotel,
And screwed two, four, six, eight in a row!
Career move
Fuck the bastard or not, which to choose?
She’d be sacked, of course, should she refuse.
As he ogled her smugly,
Fat, sleazy and ugly…
“It’s just sex,” she thought, “what’s to lose?”
Romeo and Juliet
Juliet, horny, woke up at cock-crow.
Her hand, once again, felt his cock grow.
Somewhat to her shame,
She did not know his name.
Was it Romeo? Bloody nice cock though!
Almost perfect
She was stacked, horny, terribly cute,
A remarkably talented root;
Almost perfect, in fact.
The one thing that she lacked
Was a button to put her on mute!
Lucky dip
The conundrum continued to baffle;
Virginity: something to snaffle?
To take to the grave?
To just pointlessly save?
So she sold herself off in a raffle!
No drama
The deed done, she cleaned up and reflected,
Surprisingly little affected;
Some awkwardness, yes,
Panties ripped, and some mess.
Pretty much, though, just what she’d expected.