April 2011 – Page 3 – Pete's Limericks

The patio

Friday nights, when they smooched on the patio,
Most times, a fairly large ratio,
Squeezing one breast,
His spare hand gently pressed
On her head, as she gave him fellatio.

Near thing

She’d decided to do it tonight,
To her boyfriend’s excited delight,
But, since neither one knew
How exactly to screw,
She was damn near fucked, but not quite.

WYSWYG

In her singlet and crotch-hugging tights
Lies the promise of carnal delights:
With her labia splayed,
And her tits thus displayed,
She knows well what she lewdly invites!

Modern Miss

She’d been wined and dined… drunk and well fed,
In the taxi she’d given him head;
They’d fucked in the toilet,
It seemed it might spoil it,
To boringly just fuck in bed!

Shameless

She lay sprawled, unashamed, on his bed,
Arms outstretched, legs invitingly spread,
Her eyes wide, her lips pursed,
Nipples ready to burst,
Dripping labia swollen and red.

A nice touch

She’s flat-chested, with thin spindly shanks,
Doesn’t fuck, but likes mutual wanks.
That might not seem like much,
But she has a nice touch,
She’s discreet, and she always says thanks.

Don't tell Mum

“Now, whatever you do, don’t tell Mum!”
Said the boy as he played with her bum.
“Can I see how you piss?
Can I touch this? And this?
What’s this hole? Ouch! it’s grabbing my thumb!”

Kept woman

Schooled in love, and a pupil adept,
She could choose when and with whom she slept,
Whom to have on the side,
(To be later denied),
And by whom she might like to be kept.

Age of consent

As she neared the age of consent;
Woman’s breasts, woman’s hips, woman’s scent,
Men and boys watched her pass,
Bouncing tits, swaying arse,
As they loitered close by, with intent.