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Love games

Quite amused, although slightly offended,
(She knew that he only pretended)
She’d fuck like a whore,
Then he’d stop at the door,
And leave money “for services rendered!”

Author petePosted on January 6, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags for services rendered, fuck, limerick, prostitution, sex fantasy, whore

Wild West 3

Cowboys loved to root frisky young squaws,
Which was great fun, but risky because
You might finish up scalped,
But it couldn’t be helped;
It was that or just whisky and whores!

Author petePosted on November 3, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags cowboys, limerick, root, squaw, whisky, whore, wild west

Wild West 7

She was pretty, nice titties, but bossy;
She bucked on his cock, “Gee up hossie!”
She yelled, “Fuck me hard!
I’ll be feathered and tarred,
If I stop till I’ve fucked the whole posse!”

Author petePosted on November 2, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags cock, fuck, limerick, titties, whore, wild west

Wild West 9

Just a whore in a Texas saloon,
She thought, God, get me out of this soon!
I should marry before
My tits sag anymore,
And my pussy looks like a spitoon!

Author petePosted on November 2, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, pussy, tits, whore, wild west

Learning on the job

Though a sin, as he knew, lust burned on;
He was constantly hard and turned on,
So he went to a whore,
With whom fucking, and more,
Could be practised, learned in, (or learned on).

Author petePosted on October 22, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags fucking, hard, limerick, lust, sin, turned on, whore

The dregs of life

Being old sucks! One does bear a grudge.
Rub one’s cock, and the thing doesn’t budge!
One can’t come like before;
The damn prettiest whore
Can’t get out of one more than some sludge!

Author petePosted on October 4, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags cock, come, impotence, limerick, old age, whore

Bad things

Just a half-drunken Friday night tryst;
“Do bad things to me, darling,” she hissed.
“Treat me like I’m a whore.
Leave me broken and sore!”
And at that stage, they’d only just kissed.

Author petePosted on September 17, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, sore, tryst, whore

For services rendered

Sex was something she rather enjoyed;
To be called a whore made her annoyed!
Other women were kept
By those with whom they slept,
Whereas she was, at least, self-employed!

Author petePosted on January 15, 2015July 1, 2024Categories PGTags kept woman, limerick, prostitution, whore

Stocks and shares

An adultress or whore, in the stocks,
Shamed and spat on by priests and their flocks,
Beaten, pelted with dung,
Would, if comely and young,
Be screwed also by sundry strange cocks!

Author petePosted on September 22, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags adultress, cocks, comely, limerick, pillory, screwed, shamed, stocks, whore

Immoral earnings

Discount vouchers, new logo, good branding;
The whorehouse’s trade was expanding!
Men quite well-to-do
Fucked a hooker or two,
Certain wowsers round town notwithstanding.

Author petePosted on September 11, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags advertising, fuck, hooker, limerick, whore, whorehouse

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