After one glass of whisky or brandy,
Amanda gets terribly randy,
Bestowing affection,
Without circumspection,
On whom-or-whatever is handy!
Tag: whisky
Spirited
When young ladies drink vodka or whisky,
It makes them feel naughty and frisky:
They shed inhibitions,
Defy prohibitions,
And do things in bad taste and risky.
Whores and whisky
A post-coital cigar… smug, content.
An expensive whore… worth ev’ry cent!
Pretty, young, highly skilled…
He’d come twice… rather thrilled!
Whores and whisky… all money well spent!
Life is uncertain
Oh my God! I should never drink whisky!
It makes me so horny and frisky!
She thought, the next day,
But, be that as it may,
What a bore, were life not a bit risky!
Wild West 3
Cowboys loved to root frisky young squaws,
Which was great fun, but risky because
You might finish up scalped,
But it couldn’t be helped;
It was that or just whisky and whores!