On her wedding night, poor Agnes wept.
The whole day had been lovely, except…
When, at last, they’d undressed,
Though he did do his best,
The damn man was bloody inept!
Tag: wedding night
Bad dream
As a girl how she’d longingly dreamed
Of her wedding night, flirted and schemed.
Now a bride! At long last!
He undressed… but aghast
At the sight of his penis, she screamed!