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Virginity as an attribute

There are plenty of virgins around,
Mostly too young or old, though, I’ve found,
Or too fat, or too plain,
And, of those that remain,
Those worth rooting are thin on the ground!

Author adminPosted on July 9, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, rooting, virginity, virgins

Taken in

The poor girl turned as white as the sheet,
And said something I couldn’t repeat.
He’d said “Fooled you! I win!”
Stuck it all the way in!
The damned bastard! The liar! The cheat!

Author adminPosted on June 30, 2013June 27, 2024Categories AOTags all the way in, bastard, cheat, liar, limerick, virgin, virginity, white as a sheet

The rending of the curtain

“Does that hurt?” he enquired, politely,
“No, no, it feels good!” she said brightly.
Then, on the next stroke,
Something inside her broke!
“God! That’s torn it!” he muttered, contritely.

Author adminPosted on June 16, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags consent, hymen, limerick, politeness, virgin, virginity

The gift that keeps on giving

It was naughty, of course, but not very;
Their Christmas would be oh so merry!
On Christmas Eve night,
(She rubbed, squirmed with delight),
She would let the sweet boy pop her cherry!

Author adminPosted on June 11, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags cherry, Christmas, Christmas eve, limerick, naughty, rubbed, virgin, virginity

Her heart's not in it

He was sick of her ‘one days’ and ‘maybes’,
Her talk about God, guilt and babies;
And then, just last night,
She gave in, but took fright
About herpes and cancer and rabies.

Author adminPosted on June 10, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags god, guilt, herpes, limerick, rabies, virgin, virginity

Oops!

What with wondering if it would fit,
Having poked round the outside a bit,
Going on about love,
He just gave one more shove,
And then something gave way and  … “Oh shit!”

Author adminPosted on June 10, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags hymen, limerick, love, virgin, virginity

Hidden depths

She’d stay virgin as long as she could.
Although boys thought she wouldn’t, she would!
When the right fellow tried,
She’d say yes, teary-eyed.
She imagined it might be quite good!

Author adminPosted on June 9, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags consent, limerick, virgin, virginity

Virtue is its own reward

She felt let down, frustrated and sad.
Would to let him have been all that bad?
His hand under her dress,
She’d moaned, almost said yes…
Now he’d gone, how she wished that she had.

Author adminPosted on June 8, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags dress, limerick, virgin, virginity, virtue is its own reward, yes

Status unconfirmed

She was hot! She was bloody delectable!
Sadly, it seemed, quite respectable.
Luckily though,
Virgins come, virgins go;
A small problem that’s simply correctable.

Author adminPosted on June 6, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags hot, limerick, virgin, virginity

Carried over the threshold

Just the semblance remained of normality.
Marriage, love, sex, the totality,
All said and done,
Just rolled on, once begun!
Being fucked was a mere formality!

Author adminPosted on June 3, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags carried over the threshold, consummation, fuck, limerick, love, marriage, virginity

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