Thong or G-string, the old anal floss…
Is it sexy? She don’t give a toss!
They’re a pain in the arse
And they frankly lack class…
Go commando maybe… no great loss.
Tag: thong
The bisection
All these young girls… It’s rude as it comes…
Walking round with their shorts up their bums!
Thong-strings stuck in their arse…
Well, it shows lack of class…
And the same goes, what’s more, for their mums!
Thongs and things
Spare a thought for a girl in a thong…
Things might not quite stay where they belong…
Just imagine such mishaps
As dangling piss flaps…
Or worse, if the worst should go wrong!
Out of his league
Her tight, pink little thong, at the beach.
Barely covers her cunt, like a peach…
Perky nipples, small tits,
Oiled, dazzling, she sits,
Just a yard away… quite out of reach!
On edge
She was out shopping, horny and edgy…
Her tight thong a maddening wedgie
Beneath her short frock…
God! She needed some cock!
A juice bottle? Some suitable vegie?
Murphy’s law
She walked down the street humming a song,
In her little short dress and her thong…
Her big tits bounced and swung…
What a joy to be young!
A bit cheeky… but what could go wrong?
G rated
It was flimsy, and small, and opaque,
Like a fig-leaf, cheap, tacky and fake,
Just a little g-string,
A tight, scratchy wee thing,
She wore, just for decency’s sake.
A thin line
What American girls call a thong
Is a dreadful sartorial wrong.
Though the bit at the front
May just cover the cunt,
The rest gets where it doesn’t belong!