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Temptation

He tried hard to resist, think of Christ…
But this whore was attractively priced…
And her state of undress…
Yes, he had to confess,
He was more than a little enticed!

Author adminPosted on March 22, 2025Categories AOTags limerick, religion, temptation, whore

Good and evil

Where was God? No cathedral… no chapel…
Forbidden fruit? Why a damn apple?
One bite, Eden lost…
An exorbitant cost,
With which scholars continue to grapple.

Author adminPosted on September 29, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, religious limerick, temptation

Showing his hand

She was more than a little bit tempted…
Consent, though, was rather pre-empted,
Impetuous twit,
By his grabbing her tit…
Which was rape… at least sort of… attempted.

Author adminPosted on February 22, 2022Categories AOTags consent, limerick, rape, squeezing tits, temptation

Apple of his eye

Through the stained glass, the light fell to dapple
Her splendid young bosom, in chapel,
Delicious temptation
To cohabitation,
With which Father Riley must grapple!

Author petePosted on March 7, 2017July 16, 2024Categories PGTags bosom, cohabitation, limerick, religion, sin, temptation

Yielding not to temptation

Sister Frances just went through the motions,
Still prey, though she prayed, to lewd notions…
If only they knew!
It was all she could do,
Not to touch herself during devotions!

Author petePosted on May 31, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags fantasy, limerick, masturbation, nun, temptation, touching herself

The flesh and the spirit

Said a pious young Anglican deacon,
“One’s virtue should shine like a beacon!
When tempted, of course,
One may find, with remorse,
Flesh too willing. The spirit may weaken.”

Author petePosted on January 1, 2014June 29, 2024Categories GTags Anglican, deacon, flesh, limerick, religion, temptation, tempted, virtue

Temptation

Randy, wet and deliciously tempted,
She undid her blouse and pre-empted
His hand on her breast.
Still a virgin, he guessed,
Sick of being left out and exempted.

Author adminPosted on June 11, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags breast, limerick, randy, temptation, virgin, wet

Inner thoughts

By her lustfulness tortured infernally,
Damned though she’d be, then, eternally,
Much as she’d tried,
Having felt it outside,
How she yearned, now, to feel it internally!

Author adminPosted on March 29, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags first time, limerick, lust, lustfulness, religion, temptation, virgin, virginity

Temptation

She gave in, though she knew that she shouldn’t,
Determined, at first, that she wouldn’t.
He’d gently insisted…
She’d bravely resisted
Temptation… but found that she couldn’t!

Author adminPosted on March 19, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags consent, gave in, limerick, seduction, temptation

The girl in the bubble

He was dapper, his hair was smooth-slicked;
She was well-bred, her morals were strict,
But temptation was great,
And I’m sad to relate
That soon more than her conscience was pricked!

Author petePosted on April 11, 2012June 18, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, morals, pricked, seduction, temptation

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