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Hitting it off

She had only herself, like, to blame…
Kinda funny, but still, all the same,
So embarrassing too…
But what else could she do,
Except swallow, then ask him his name.

Author adminPosted on May 25, 2020Categories AOTags anonymous sex, blow job, limerick, swallow

In for a penny

“Eek!” she cried, the poor girl, disconcerted.
Apart from it seeming perverted,
(She pushed that aside),
She just couldn’t decide,
Should she swallow or not, now he’d squirted?

Author petePosted on August 15, 2018April 20, 2019Categories AOTags blow job, fellatio, limerick, perverted, swallow

Oral testimony

Who’d have guessed, when she’d seemed so aloof?
“Gosh!” he said. “Won’t your Dad hit the roof?”
“Well, he would, if he knew,”
She said, “seeing it’s you,
But he won’t, since I’ve swallowed the proof!”

Author petePosted on January 8, 2018July 19, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, oral sex, swallow

Good housekeeping

She’d have done this before, was his guess.
“Hold my drink, I’ll slip out of this dress.
Saves dry-cleaning”, she said,
Then knelt down, gave him head,
Swallowed too, maybe just to save mess.

Author petePosted on March 19, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, giving head, limerick, swallow

Beads and trinkets

For a necklace, some such gaudy trinket,
She might … but no! Don’t even think it!
To suck’s bad enough,
But to swallow the stuff!
In a wine glass… would anyone drink it?

Author petePosted on December 1, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, limerick, prostitution, semen, suck, swallow

Taking life as it comes

It was dirty and crude, but so thrilling!
No expert, but still she was willing.
His cock down her throat,
Chances pretty remote,
When she swallowed his cum, of none spilling!

Author petePosted on February 25, 2016October 23, 2023Categories AOTags cock, cum, deep throat, fellatio, limerick, swallow

Logical fallacy

God! Men’s logic was so hard to follow!
He’d dumped her! She felt sort of hollow.
What more could she do?
Gave him head, fucked him too!
Maybe threesomes? Or else learn to swallow.

Author petePosted on July 3, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, fucked, gave head, limerick, swallow, threesome

The hoax

He begins to sweet-talk her, to coax,
Just one more of his practical jokes…
The deception seems small
But she swallows it all.
She looks up, and he laughs, and she chokes!

Author adminPosted on August 29, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, limerick, seduction, swallow

Something fishy

A man’s dick in the mouth can’t be trusted.
Girls gag, swallow, feel disgusted.
She too had been caught,
And she afterwards thought
That it tasted like runny fish custard.

Author adminPosted on June 13, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags dick, fellatio, fishy, gag, limerick, mouth, something fishy, swallow

Steep learning curve

She’d been screwed everywhere that was hollow,
Gagged, giggled, and made herself swallow;
She felt like a slut,
Which she rather liked, but
She did wonder what else was to follow!

Author petePosted on July 29, 2012June 19, 2024Categories XTags fellatio, gagged, limerick, oral, screwed, slut, swallow

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