Long and bent, and as thick as her arm…
Like a donkey’s she’d seen on a farm!
Quite a job just to suck!
And the thought of a fuck…
Might it not do a woman great harm?
Tag: suck
The camel’s back
Gagging, spitting, a cramp in the jaw…
Damn deep throat! It’s the last fucking straw!
God! He’s had a good fuck,
And a bit of a suck…
But now this! It fair sticks in her craw!
Time to leave
“Watcha doin’ bitch, standin’ there nude?
You want rootin’? I ain’t in the mood.
Suck my dick maybe, though,
And then get up and go
Fetch a beer and cook me some food!”
Resignation
“So,” she thought, with a sad mental shrug,
“It would seem that I’ve been a damn mug!
Stuck alone with this bloke,
And he’s after a poke,
Never mind just a suck or a tug!”
The bottom line
Look, I’m sorry to be a wet blanket,
She said. Spank my arse! Go on! Spank it!
I’ll give it a suck,
But I don’t want to fuck.
Here, give me your cock and I’ll wank it!
Negotiating skills
“Just plain sex,” she’d said. “Not up behind…
I won’t suck it… I’m just not that kind.
Not my bottom… My God!
You damn treacherous sod!
It’s too big! It’s… Oh fuck! Never mind.”
Limpid
“It’s no use!” she exclaimed, in a whimper.
“Do something! Don’t stand there and simper!
What chance of a fuck,
When the more that I suck,
Your shrimp cock just gets smaller and limper?”
Heads or tails?
If you’d tried giving head, which she had,
You’d most likely, like her, have been glad
To go straight to the fuck,
(And just skip the damn suck),
Which, in retrospect, wasn’t so bad.
The sporting life
Very proper, he’d been, during courting;
No liberties, no lewd cavorting.
“You poor man,” she said.
“I could suck it instead,”
Which he thought, on the whole, jolly sporting!
Moral dilemma
She began to get flustered and stressed,
Once he’d kissed her, and fondled her breast.
Should she give him a suck?
Would he still want to fuck?
Should she go home, or just get undressed?