He moved in… it would be nip and tuck!
Would she get off with just sippy-suck?
No. It pretty much looked
Like her damn goose was cooked.
It would be the whole damn strip n fuck.
Tag: suck
Ifs, buts and maybes
“Wanna fuck?” he said. She said “Say what?
Lemme see it… Is that all you got?
Lemme suck it and see…
You can have that for free…
Then I’ll fuck it maybe. Maybe not.”
Morning glory
Waking up, she ducked under the blanket…
To suck it, or fuck it, or wank it?
She just licked the knob,
But did such a good job,
That he came in her mouth! And she drank it!
Living dangerously
Long and bent, and as thick as her arm…
Like a donkey’s she’d seen on a farm!
Quite a job just to suck!
And the thought of a fuck…
Might it not do a woman great harm?
The camel’s back
Gagging, spitting, a cramp in the jaw…
Damn deep throat! It’s the last fucking straw!
God! He’s had a good fuck,
And a bit of a suck…
But now this! It fair sticks in her craw!
Time to leave
“Watcha doin’ bitch, standin’ there nude?
You want rootin’? I ain’t in the mood.
Suck my dick maybe, though,
And then get up and go
Fetch a beer and cook me some food!”
Resignation
“So,” she thought, with a sad mental shrug,
“It would seem that I’ve been a damn mug!
Stuck alone with this bloke,
And he’s after a poke,
Never mind just a suck or a tug!”
The bottom line
Look, I’m sorry to be a wet blanket,
She said. Spank my arse! Go on! Spank it!
I’ll give it a suck,
But I don’t want to fuck.
Here, give me your cock and I’ll wank it!
Negotiating skills
“Just plain sex,” she’d said. “Not up behind…
I won’t suck it… I’m just not that kind.
Not my bottom… My God!
You damn treacherous sod!
It’s too big! It’s… Oh fuck! Never mind.”
Limpid
“It’s no use!” she exclaimed, in a whimper.
“Do something! Don’t stand there and simper!
What chance of a fuck,
When the more that I suck,
Your shrimp cock just gets smaller and limper?”