The poor girl, she’d been rooted and dumped…
She was cranky, but mostly just stumped…
What the fuck, like, you know?
Like, she could have said no…
And his cock was just small too, she grumped.
Tag: small penis
Coming up short
His libidinous plans came to nought,
Since his penis was woefully short.
What was thought to be it,
Or at least a snug fit,
Was in fact a venereal wart.
The worm
Her great scorn for the man was well earned.
She said “Look, far as fucking’s concerned,
Your pathetic small dick
Doesn’t do the damn trick,
So fuck off, jerk! The fucking worm’s turned!
The long and the short of it
She stood back and said “What? Is that all?
I mean… fuck! You’re, like, seven feet tall…
Got them big hands and feet,
So, like, what’s with the meat?
I mean… shit! Why’s your cock so damn small?”
Flop
The whole thing was a bit of a flop…
His small prick flipping, flopping, slip, slop.
Her cunt hungry and wet…
Had the fool not come yet?
“Oh for God’s sake!” she grumbled. “Just stop!”
Putting him in his place
“I must say, this is rather depressing,”
She said, getting on with undressing.
“You can, and you will
Fuck me, maybe, but still,
Your small dick is some sort of a blessing!”
Disappointment
Bloody prick like a damn curled up shrimp!
Fuckin’ tugged it and sucked it… still limp!
Rubbed her cunt in his face…
Man’s a fuckin’ disgrace!
Fuckin’ faggoty, useless damn wimp!
Short shrift
Could his penis have been any shorter?
At best, like, an inch and a quarter!
She understood why
Her mum skipped with that guy…
Well, he ain’t fuckin’ me!” thought his daughter!
Limpid
“It’s no use!” she exclaimed, in a whimper.
“Do something! Don’t stand there and simper!
What chance of a fuck,
When the more that I suck,
Your shrimp cock just gets smaller and limper?”
Excelsior!
Well, it didn’t do much to inspire,
Her saying “Sir, may I enquire,
Is that all you’ve got,
And if, hopefully, not,
Could you push it in harder and higher?”