The poor guy, his cock laughably short,
Couldn’t do things that proper men ought,
Not with women at least…
But a bird or a beast
Served his needs, gerbils, things of that sort.
Tag: small cock
Bitchiness
As fucks go, it had been just delightful.
To say, as she had, it was frightful,
Belittle and mock
The poor fellow’s small cock
Was quite unnecessarily spiteful!
Getting over it
She’d been rooted and then cast aside;
The damn fellow, she thought, had a hide!
Still, no harm done at all,
Since his cock was quite small,
If the ones she’s had since are a guide.
Limpid
“It’s no use!” she exclaimed, in a whimper.
“Do something! Don’t stand there and simper!
What chance of a fuck,
When the more that I suck,
Your shrimp cock just gets smaller and limper?”
Big car, small dick
Though she had the poor jerk on a string,
It was only a casual fling.
He was handsome and funny,
Had plenty of money,
But such a small cock. No big thing.
For better or worse
She was game, the young bride, quite intrepid;
She knew that the Lord was her shepherd,
But though he took charge,
His cock wasn’t that large…
And his lovemaking sort of, well, tepid.