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The unbearable wetness of being

“God, I’m such a slut… pussy so wet…
And he ain’t even touched me… not yet!”
She thinks. “Such a cute guy…
A nice suit, a nice tie
Gonna get him to fuck me, I bet!”

Author adminPosted on February 19, 2026Categories AOTags limerick, seduction, slut, wet pussyLeave a comment on The unbearable wetness of being

The world’s her oyster

She said “Yeah, I’m a trollop essentially…
Fancy a fuck?” she asked wenchily… 
Quite up to you…
Though I’d like if you do…
But the world’s full of cocks, providentially!

Author adminPosted on January 11, 2026Categories AOTags limerick, slut, trollop

Use it or lose it

“Without sex, life would be such a bore,”
She said. “Men, women, orgies and more,
Random people, their pets,
It’s as good as it gets…
I mean, why would I not be a whore!”

Author adminPosted on January 4, 2026Categories AOTags bestialiity, limerick, slut, whore

Cum as you are

Golly, gosh! She’s so fuckin excited!
An orgy, his friends all invited…
Bukkake and piss…
Fuckin perfect slut-bliss…
Gonna get herself fuckin airtighted!

Author adminPosted on January 4, 2026Categories AOTags airtight, bukkake, limerick, orgy, piss, slut

The cost

When she fucked she fucked hard, heart and soul,
Anytime, anywhere, any hole, 
A hot body, although,
At like thirty or so, 
You could see it was taking a toll. 

Author adminPosted on December 30, 2025December 30, 2025Categories AOTags all holes, limerick, promiscuous, slut

The sporting life

A great party, good booze and good food…
This  chick’s got herself totally nude…
She’s a pretty good sort,
And a bloody good sport…
Gonna get comprehensively screwed!

Author adminPosted on November 26, 2025Categories AOTags exhibitioniat, gang bang, limerick, slut

Rough and tumble

Charged with rape, he was later acquitted…
The girl was a slut , and dim-witted…
 “Well yeah, fair enough…
Though he fucked me damn rough
It was all kinda fun”, she admitted. 

Author adminPosted on November 26, 2025Categories AOTags limerick, rough fuck, slut

The toast of the town

“Super Slut”… bit of clever self-branding…
She’s working the room, nude, glad handing…
She grins, spanks her  arse, 
And she raises her glass,
Says “Let’s fuck, if you’ll all be upstanding!”

Author adminPosted on November 26, 2025November 26, 2025Categories AOTags gang bang, limerick, slut

Idle hands

“You’re a slut, as reputed so widely,
Perverted as well”, he said snidely.
“Yes, guilty to both”,
She said… “Worse too, blood oath…”
As she sat there and stroked her cunt idly. 

Author adminPosted on November 26, 2025Categories AOTags female masturbation, limerick, slut

Right neighbourly

The young wife of the fellow next door
Comes around once a week, sometimes more,
Fucks his brains out and goes…
Oral, anal… god knows!
She’s his own private, free of charge whore!

Author adminPosted on November 26, 2025Categories AOTags anal, infidelity, limerick, oral, slut, whore

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