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Stag

A great party! He’s glad he came stag.
All these hot girls! Fuck! Who’d be a fag?
Cheeky smiles, lovely tits…
Bet they’ve all got wet slits…
Yep, he thinks, a nice shag’s in the bag!

Author adminPosted on February 6, 2024February 6, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, slit, wet pussy

Assuming the position

Looking over her shoulder, she kneeled,
Bare arsed, winking, nothing concealed,
Pink, glistening slit,
Wet as… no need to spit…
As he plunged in… “God! Fuck, yeah!” she squealed.

Author adminPosted on February 2, 2023Categories AOTags consent, limerick, quickie, slit

Disproportion

“How’s that big fucking cock gonna fit
Up my poor fucking tight little slit?”
She thought. “God! Does it bend?”
Poor girl… felt in the end
Like he’d split her from arsehole to tit!

Author adminPosted on October 14, 2021Categories AOTags big cock, limerick, slit, tight pussy

Salivating

Her young pussy, her tight little slit,
Once warmed up with his finger and spit,
To his pleasant surprise
Soon expanded in size,
To become quite an excellent fit!

Author adminPosted on October 13, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, pussy, slit, spit

Self-help

Finger-fucking her tight little slit…
Two! Three! Four! She gasps! God! They all fit!
Now she’s making a fist!
Plunge it in to the wrist…
Though it’s like her poor pussy will split!

Author petePosted on October 14, 2018April 19, 2019Categories AOTags female masturbation, finger fucking, fisting, limerick, pussy, self-fisting, slit

Testing her limits

Black boys’ cocks! Halfway down their damn thighs!
Why don’t white boys have peckers that size?
Would a black penis fit
In her little white slit?
Well, she won’t ever know, till she tries!

Author petePosted on March 11, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, black cock, limerick, pecker, penis, slit

Life hack # 297

Girls are blessed with the cutest pink slits,
Where, like hand in glove, man’s penis fits.
Though they’re self-lubricating,
It does save the waiting,
If firstly one licks them, or spits.

Author petePosted on September 17, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, penis, slit, spit

Hey diddle diddle

She was feisty and fit as a fiddle,
Good sort, randy; hey diddle diddle!
Nice firm, bouncy tits,
Yummy, juicy pink bits,
And the handiest slit in the middle!

Author adminPosted on July 11, 2013June 11, 2020Categories PGTags fit, juicy, limerick, pink, pink bits, randy, slit, tits

Self discovery

With her fingers, helped out by some spit,
She pokes, rubs up and down in her slit.
“Where’s this clitoris thing?
Wait! What’s that? Pow! Kerrrrrching!
And again! Oh my God! Yes, that’s it!”

Author adminPosted on June 10, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags clitoris, fingers, limerick, masturbation, poke, rub, slit, spit

Straying hand

She said “Just slide your hand up a bit,
Till you come to a slippery slit.
No! You’re going off track!
You’re too far to the back!
Find the hair! Now you’re there! God! That’s it!”

Author petePosted on July 22, 2011May 5, 2020Categories XTags hair, limerick, masturbation, pubic hair, slippery, slit

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