“That ain’t good ,” she thought, “Pussy hair bristle…
Not rosebud no more… more like thistle.”
She whipped out her razor,
(Who needs fuckin’ laser?)
Hey presto! Cunt clean as a whistle!
Tag: shaved cunt
The razor’s edge
There’s no reason at all for girls shaving,
Except for erotical craving,
But half of the fun
Is in having it done,
And the prospect of then misbehaving!
Wardrobe malfunction
Just a wardrobe malfunction perhaps,
Or a dare, or a small moral lapse;
She bent down to her shoe
And presented to view
Her shaved cunt and its pretty pink flaps.