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Drinks

He said “Like to come out for a drink?”
She said yes in a heartbeat, a blink!
But what then, later on,
When their friends had all gone?
Would she root him? Well, what do you think?

Author adminPosted on June 11, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags drink, limerick, root, seduction

Cinderella

Poor mistreated young fair Cinderella,
By magic, changed, brought from the cellar!
The belle of the ball!
Came home minus it all,
Bar one slipper; that prince was some fella!

Author adminPosted on May 2, 2013June 26, 2024Categories PGTags Cinderella, limerick, seduction

Warm panties

She returned from the Ladies, as planned,
Slipped her warm panties into his hand,
Whispered “Have a nice sniff!
I was wondering if
We might go back to my place now… and …!”

Author adminPosted on April 16, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, no panties, panties, seduction, sniff, warm panties

The warm hearth

She’d been cosseted, been brought up right,
Taught to not misbehave, which despite,
She lay nude on his rug,
(God, he looked so damn smug!)
By the fire’s soft flickering light.

Author adminPosted on April 14, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, nude, seduction, well brought up

By a lake in the woods

She exclaimed “Oh, my goodness, Sir Knight!
I  was bathing! You gave me a fright!
Why, I might have been raped!
I could not have escaped!
Though, of course, one would put up a fight!”

Author adminPosted on April 14, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags bathing, damsel in distress, knight, limerick, medieval, rape, seduction

Feeling lucky

She said “Come on! We don’t have all night!”
She undressed, and she turned down the light.
“I’m not saying ‘Let’s fuck’,
But strip off, try your luck…
There’s a pretty good chance that we might!”

Author adminPosted on April 14, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, seduction, strip, strip off, undressed

Not that kind of girl

Though you might think a girl’s not that kind,
Try it on and, quite often, you’ll find
That you wind up in bed;
They’ll complain but, all said,
In the end, they don’t very much mind.

Author adminPosted on April 11, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, not that kind of girl, seduction

His sister’s keeper

There she stood, at last, nude, not a stitch!
He advanced … then his plans struck a hitch;
His hand cupped her smooth bum …
“Let her go! I’ll tell Mum!”
Yelled her snotty kid brother, the snitch!

Author adminPosted on April 7, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags bum, limerick, not a stitch, nude, seduction, voyeurism

Temptation

She gave in, though she knew that she shouldn’t,
Determined, at first, that she wouldn’t.
He’d gently insisted…
She’d bravely resisted
Temptation… but found that she couldn’t!

Author adminPosted on March 19, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags consent, gave in, limerick, seduction, temptation

Accessibility

She seemed unattached, friendly, accessible,
Nice body, age quite unguessable,
Someone of whom,
Once upstairs in his room,
Hidden parts might prove soft and caressable!

Author adminPosted on March 17, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags age, caress, limerick, seduction

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