Well, a woman would have to be blind …
She’d known fellows before of his kind!
He’d seduce her, perhaps,
As had various chaps,
Which she’d found that she didn’t much mind!
Tag: seduce
On the horns of a dilemma
Might things not be at all as they seem?
Might it be a nefarious scheme
To seduce her, she thought,
And if so, then she ought
To do something perhaps. Maybe scream?
Skinning a cat
Though his plan to seduce her was thwarted,
She nonetheless offered assorted
Alternative ways
To delight and amaze,
And he came so damn hard his eyes watered!
Oral tradition
A good Christian girl, hard to seduce,
She gave ev’ry old tired excuse.
Though she couldn’t, it’s true,
Be persuaded to screw,
She went down on him. Call it a truce!
Seducibility
Though they’d only just been introduced,
From her smile and her voice, he’d deduced
That a chap could do worse,
And she’d not be adverse
To perhaps being charmed and seduced.