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The girlfriend

Over time marriage soured, love dwindled;
She felt she’d been screwed, used and swindled.
Though not quite intended,
A girl she befriended
Seduced her and passion rekindled!

Author petePosted on June 29, 2014June 30, 2024Categories PGTags girlfriend, lesbian, limerick, marriage, screwed, seduced

Gin, ironic

When the Mistress got into a mood
She’d sit nude in the parlour and brood,
Drinking gin, cursing men,
By whom, had she, back then,
Just said yes, she might well have been screwed!

Author petePosted on June 16, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags gin, limerick, nude, screwed

No illusions

Fucking’s fucking, she thought, crude and graceless,
That romance crap totally baseless.
When in the right mood
She quite liked being screwed,
Though the men that she rooted were faceless.

Author petePosted on March 4, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags crap, fucking, limerick, romance, root, rooted, screwed

One drink too many

While she drunkenly, fitfully slumbered,
By bra nor by panties encumbered,
By bad luck, or fate,
Though she woke up (too late),
She was screwed, not to mention outnumbered!

Author petePosted on February 11, 2014June 29, 2024Categories AOTags asleep, bra, drunk, limerick, panties, rape, screwed

Two in the bush

She’d somehow, just instinctively, known,
Whether supine or kneeling or prone,
Two was better than one,
Being screwed much more fun
Than her finger at home on her own!

Author adminPosted on August 18, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, masturbation, screwed, sex positions

Broken in

Well he knew she was no longer chaste;
She’d been screwed and abandoned, disgraced…
That she’d rooted some toff,
Not one bit put him off;
Such sweet crumpet should ne’er go to waste!

Author adminPosted on May 21, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags a matter of taste, abandoned, chaste, disgrace, limerick, rooted, screwed, seduced and abandoned

Hospitality

She could always, of course, have said no,
But they seemed like quite nice fellows though,
So she thought, “What the hell!”
She went to their hotel,
And screwed two, four, six, eight in a row!

Author adminPosted on May 14, 2013June 26, 2024Categories AOTags gangbang, limerick, orgy, screwed

Why not?

In the end, he would not be denied,
Though he hadn’t been pushy, or lied.
She was already nude,
Didn’t mind being screwed;
It was just that she couldn’t decide!

Author adminPosted on May 1, 2013June 26, 2024Categories PGTags consent, limerick, nude, screwed

English informality

She said, smiling, still charmingly nude,
“That was lovely, and now that we’ve screwed,
I would rather prefer
No more stiff ‘miss and sir’;
We’re on first name terms, now, yes?” she cooed.

Author adminPosted on April 12, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags etiquette, first name terms, limerick, nude, screw, screwed

The gigolo

She awaited her handsome young gigolo,
Wishing her bum didn’t jiggle so,
Blushing and nude,
Having paid to be screwed;
It would give all her girlfriends a giggle though!

Author adminPosted on March 21, 2013June 21, 2024Categories PGTags blushing, blushing bride, bum, gigolo, limerick, screwed

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