When her period comes, she gets grumpy,
Her tits swollen, tender and lumpy,
She swears at the kid,
And of course, God forbid,
Ain’t no chance of no damn rumpy-pumpy!
Tag: rumpy-pumpy
A long road and bumpy
As she aged, his wife got a bit frumpy,
He too became pudgy and grumpy;
Just par for the course.
They’d have got a divorce,
But both still loved the old rumpy-pumpy!
Old folks at home
He was rude and untidy and grumpy,
She cranky, demanding and frumpy;
He farted, she snored,
Both complained they were bored,
But they still like the old rumpy-pumpy.