Her new uniform does kinda suit her,
He thought. Makes me wanna salute her.
If not for the gun,
Though, it might be more fun
To just rip all her kit off and root her!
Tag: root
Opportunity knocking
Perky-titted and young… bushy crotched… it
Got better the longer he watched… it
Appeared he might
Get to root her tonight…
Which he did try to do… but he botched it!
Which part of no?
She’d meant “no” to be quite absolute,
But he took it as “maybe”, the brute!
He might just have been thick,
Or else thought with his prick,
Or determined on having a root!
Uncomplicated
Though she’s pretty, she’s not all that bright…
Whopping tits! Yep, a bit of alright.
Loves a root too, what’s more…
Knows what pussies are for…
Wind her up, you can fuck her all night!
Making allowance
Lady Gwendoline plucked at her lute,
“Well,” she thought. “The man may be a brute,
And an ill-mannered swine…”
She sighed, sipping her wine…
“But by God! What a fabulous root!”
Expediency
Though she knew that to root him was wrong…
Though she fought, he was simply too strong…
She was already nude.
She was gonna be screwed,
Which resistance would only prolong.
And the livin’ is easy
Summertime, and the girls like it hot!
Lookin’ out for a root, like as not!
Skimpy dresses, no bras,
Cruisin’ round in their cars…
He’d be up that one there like a shot!
Vagrancy law
Just a thought… inappropriate, vagrant…
The girl was so pretty, so fragrant!
And friendly to boot…
Should he ask for a root?
Would it be altogether too flagrant?
Urban cowboy
Urban cowboy, big hat, calls her ma’am.
She suspects it’s his schtick, all a sham…
His tight jeans, fancy boots…
Bet he hoots, when he roots…
But she’ll fuck him, and not give a damn!
Getting it straight
Just because I don’t care that you’re seeing
Me going round naked, and peeing,
That don’t mean, she said…
Get this into your head,
If you’re after a root, I’m agreeing!