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l.o.v.e.

The young baker’s girl kneaded her bun,
Pressed the dough on her pussy when done.
Would he know? Could he tell,
From the taste or the smell,
What a powerful spell she’d just spun?

Author petePosted on January 13, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bread, limerick, pussy, spell, witchcraft

Testing the boundaries

“Get your own tits out, can’t you?” he grumbles.
Inexpertly, cursing, he fumbles.
She shrugs off her bra.
“Help yourself! There they are,
But no touching my pussy!” she mumbles.

Author petePosted on January 10, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bra, limerick, pussy, tits

Onomatopoeia

Then he whipped out his penis, flip-flop!
He was hung like a donkey! Clip-clop!
Could she get any wetter?
The sooner the better!
Wham-bam! Up her pussy! Slip-slop!

Author petePosted on January 6, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, hung like a donkey, limerick, onomatopoeia, penis, pussy, wet pussy

A time of reflection

In the church, as she kneels and prays
And reflects on her sins, her mind strays,
To the things she did then,
Longs to do once again,
Which her dripping wet pussy betrays!

Author petePosted on January 2, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags church, limerick, pussy, religion, sin, wet pussy

Unconditional

Pheromones: scents of which just a whiff
Makes a pussy wet, penises stiff,
And a fuck’s in the air,
Just a question of where.
Here? Now? Yours or mine? But not if!

Author petePosted on December 26, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags fuck, limerick, penis, pheromones, pussy, stiff

Her mother would be proud

“Yeah”, she said, “I’m a little bit skanky,
My pussy’s sometimes a bit manky,
A slut, yep, I know,
But wherever I go,
I at least have clean knickers and hankie!”

Author petePosted on December 17, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags knickers, limerick, manky, pussy, skanky, slut

Boy’s night out

Naked strippers! Live sex! cried the tout.
Grubby, bored little floozies, no doubt.
Skanky tarts at the bar …
Bags the young one! Ha! Ha!
Flash some pussy, love! Mate, it’s your shout.

Author petePosted on December 16, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags flash, floozies, limerick, pussy, skanky, strippers live sex

Pincer movement

His assault, cunning sod, was two-pronged;
Arse and pussy (where such things belonged).
She’d have thought never mind,
But the bit from behind
Was a pain, and a trifle prolonged.

Author petePosted on December 3, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags arse, limerick, pussy, sexual assault

Pre-feminism

With a pussy as snug as a thimble,
Athletic, inventive and nimble,
She loved a good root,
But her great disrepute
Made her less than a feminist symbol!

Author petePosted on November 20, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags feminist, limerick, pussy, root, slut

Wild West 8

She grew up in a house on the prairie,
All innocent, pretty, unwary…
But then caught the eye
Of strange men passing by,
When tits grew, and her pussy got hairy.

Author petePosted on November 2, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags hairy pussy, house on the prairie, innocent, limerick, pussy, tits, wild west

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