With his bristly moustache and his beard,
Round mouth and plump lips, it appeared…
Quite simply uncanny…
Well, just like a fanny…
Or, bluntly… a cunt, which was weird.
Tag: pussy hair
Wetting the whistle
“That ain’t good ,” she thought, “Pussy hair bristle…
Not rosebud no more… more like thistle.”
She whipped out her razor,
(Who needs fuckin’ laser?)
Hey presto! Cunt clean as a whistle!
Epilation
“Gonna pluck your slut pussy,” he wheezes.
He grabs her left titty and squeezes…
“Pluck ev’ry damn follicle.”
How diabolical!
“Bitch,” he says, clicking his tweezers!
Not hard to please
I like girls who are bushily muffed,
Landing strips, cutesy hearts, just a tuft,
Smooth as babies’ bums, bare,
Pussies with / without hair,
Shaven, waxed or enticingly fluffed!
In the loop
A bit simple, she was, a bit loopy…
Great arse and great tits (slightly droopy),
A tease and a flirt,
(Of course that doesn’t hurt…)
Her lush pussy was constantly goopy.
Black
Oozing lust, quite the sexual maven,
Big natural tits, cunt unshaven…
Moist lips pout apart
Pussy hair and her heart,
Wild, untamed, and as black as a raven!
Surprise package
She exclaimed “God! It’s awfully stuffy!”
Small tits… nipples rosy and puffy!
(She’d shrugged off her dress.)
(Well, not shy then, he’d guess!)
And her pussy hair… shiny and fluffy!
Varmint
“You damn varmint,” she cried. “Let me loose!”
”Put your cock in your pants and vamoose!”
He growled “Nice bushy hair!
I’ll be puttin’ it where
It’s most likely to be of most use!”
Moulting pussy
Something’s wrong with her cunt. Is she moulting?
A few straggly hairs… it’s revolting!
The rest of her’s good;
He could fuck her. He should,
But, in fact, he just feels like bolting!
Mother-daughter talk
She’d developed a lovely blonde thatch,
And nice cupcake-sized titties to match;
Then one day she said “Mummy,
I think cum’s quite yummy,
And fucking’s the best! What’s the catch?”