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Goods and services

Certain archaeological data
Suggests sex was once used in barter;
Say rice, a full bag,
For an overnight shag
With the wife, not bad value, pro rata.

Author adminPosted on March 1, 2013June 21, 2024Categories AOTags archeology, barter, limerick, pro rata, prostitution, shag, wife

Value for money

It was straightforward fucking, no frills.
For her part, it just helped pay the bills.
She was pretty enough,
Bouncy tits, a trimmed muff;
The men got what they wanted, cheap thrills!

Author adminPosted on February 14, 2013June 20, 2024Categories AOTags bouncy tits, cheap thrills, fucking, limerick, muff, prostitution, tits, trimmed muff

Top shelf

To refuse her might well be offensive,
And yet he remained apprehensive;
Her obvious charms,
Her bare, welcoming arms,
Made him certain she must be expensive.

Author petePosted on August 5, 2012June 20, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, prostitution, seduction

User pays

Any way that men twisted and bent her,
To get at the hole in her centre,
Was okay, she said,
Just as long as they read
Her tattoo, which said “Pay as you enter”.

Author petePosted on August 2, 2012December 4, 2019Categories AOTags contortionist, hole, limerick, pay as you enter, prostitution, sex positions, tattoo, user pays

Lonely at the top

At her trade, she’d about reached the pinnacle,
Pretty, but cold, hard and cynical;
Talented, true,
But she tended to screw
In a way that seemed sterile and clinical.

Author petePosted on July 26, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, prostitution, screw

His pound of flesh

Pretty, headstrong, and apt to be rash,
For a fee, she’d adapt to the lash.
A sore bum, a fat purse;
It could well have been worse,
And she was, so to say, strapped for cash.

Author petePosted on July 26, 2012February 3, 2020Categories AOTags bum, lash, limerick, masochist, prostitution, S&M, strapped

So he reckoned

With a wink and a gesture, she beckoned;
Bold, buxom, delightfully fecund,
The young snatch of whom,
In a small upstairs room,
He could be up, and would, in a second!

Author petePosted on July 21, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags buxom, limerick, prostitution, snatch

Those whom God hath joined together

She’d split many a marriage asunder,
Which was, of course, small cause for wonder;
Well, not to those matrons,
Whose husbands were patrons,
Whose bellies she’d damply been under!

Author petePosted on June 20, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags adultery, infidelity, limerick, prostitution

Niche market

From the gentry, the titled and landed,
By stages, she’d lowered her standard;
She now spread her limbs,
At the lecherous whims
Of low types, to whose vile tastes she pandered.

Author petePosted on June 16, 2012June 19, 2024Categories AOTags lecherous, limerick, prostitution

Love's labour's profit and loss

As for sex, the girl’s rapidly learning,
Becoming, in fact, quite discerning;
A root’s just a root,
And it might, or not, suit
Her, depending on how much she’s earning.

Author petePosted on June 5, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, prostitution, root

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