prostitution – Pete's Limericks

Upkeep

“Just get whores,” said his mate. “It’s much cheaper… “
Well, yeah… but his girlfriend’s a keeper…
Right from their first screw…
He’d said “Alright for you?”
“Yeah,” she said. “Fuck me harder and deeper!”

Liquidity

At the flash of a hundred buck note,
She said ‘Whatcha want, baby? Deep throat?
Pussy, ass, the whole lot?
Tie me up? Shit, why not?
Yeah, whatever the fuck floats your boat!

Goddess

Like a goddess, the girl he adored,
Though in many ways, sadly, much flawed…
She in fact was a whore
And, what’s worse, she cost more
Than a fellow like him could afford.

Fallen

The poor girl… such a sad fall from grace…
You can see it writ plain on her face…
Now she’s walking the street,
Fucking men, just to eat,
Wearing naught but a few wisps of lace.

Afterglow

She grew tired, began to perspire,
Kept count of the cost of her hire…
She’d done pretty well…
Suck, fuck, anal as well…
Just a pity her prices weren’t higher!

Exclusivity

How on earth could a girl that good looking
Be possibly on the street, hooking?
He asked her how much…
Oral, anal and such…
“Lots!” she said. “And you must make a booking!”

Money talks

She says “Listen, no need to get cross…
Pay up front, right, and you’re the damn boss…
Fuck me any which way…
But no money, no play…
Be a tight-ass. It’s your fuckin’ loss!”

The artiste

Not a stripper, a proper artiste…
Wants a lap dance? Indeed! Filthy beast!
And to take off her thong!
Well, he’s got that damn wrong!
That’s a hundred bucks extra, at least!

Swap meat

“Wife for rent, swapping, borrowing, trading”
His ad said… Her beauty was fading…
But goods? Just a chattel?
No better than cattle?
Well “Fuck!” she thought. “Rather degrading!”