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Being fruitful and multiplying

Being pregnant, she soon lost her figure,
But still, as her belly got bigger,
Her tits did as well,
She was horny as hell,
And still fucked with commendable vigour!

Author petePosted on January 6, 2017July 15, 2024Categories AOTags belly, big tits, fucked, horny, limerick, pregnant, tits

Cut and thrust

Blind to all but his throbbing erection,
He didn’t use any protection;
The girl didn’t care,
To be totally fair;
Nine months later … caesarean section!

Author petePosted on September 23, 2014June 30, 2024Categories AOTags caesarean, caesarean section, cut and thrust, erection, limerick, pregnancy, pregnant, throbbing

Grey cats in the dark

She’d got pregnant, but who was to blame?
Tom? Dick? Harry? Some other first name?
Perhaps no name at all!
She just couldn’t recall.
In the dark they’d all seemed much the same.

Author petePosted on December 17, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags All cats are grey in the dark, limerick, pregnant, promiscuity, Tom Dick and Harry

Instant family

Just a case of trust sadly misplaced;
She was rooted, knocked up, left red-faced.
She seduced someone new,
Not much fussed about who,
Since the first fellow couldn’t be traced.

Author adminPosted on June 7, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags knocked up, limerick, pregnant, rooted, seduced, trust

The bastard

Naked, oily, her skin and cunt glistening,
Noone to see, noone listening,
Loudly she came!
Though the child bore his name,
Still he didn’t turn up for the christening!

Author adminPosted on May 18, 2013June 26, 2024Categories AOTags came, cunt, limerick, naked, oily, outdoor sex, pregnant

Father unknown

What a pity she chose to indulge
Her mad whim; now observe the round bulge
At the front of her dress,
And, though gossips may guess
Who’s to blame, that she’ll never divulge!

Author petePosted on July 15, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags bulge, limerick, pregnant

The upshot

From besotted, bemused and beguiled,
To deflowered, debauched and defiled;
Now the object of scorn,
Pouting, moody, withdrawn,
(If he only had!), heavy with child!

Author petePosted on June 11, 2012June 19, 2024Categories PGTags debauched, defiled, deflowered, limerick, pregnant, withdrawal

The secret

Her breasts hurt and continued to grow,
And her belly was starting to show.
If she wore baggy shirts,
And loose dresses and skirts,
Would her teacher or Mum or Dad know?

Author petePosted on August 15, 2011May 10, 2020Categories PGTags belly, breasts, limerick, pregnant, schoolgirl

Doing is knowing

She was prudish and quickly offended,
Or, maybe, she only pretended:
She must have known lust,
From her burgeoning bust,
And her belly, so plainly distended.

Author adminPosted on May 10, 2011April 23, 2020Categories PGTags belly, bust, limerick, lust, pregnant

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