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Forest habitat

She reached down to her pussy, to scratch
In her pubic hair, thick as a thatch.
“I should shave it,” she thought.
“Must be something I caught,
Or more nits are beginning to hatch.”

Author petePosted on January 2, 2014June 29, 2024Categories PGTags itch, itchy, limerick, panties, pubic hair, shave, shaved pubic hair, STD

Winner takes all (off)

Both big-breasted, both tall and broad-hipped,
Jeans unzipped, T-shirts off, bras unclipped!
Panties off! Pussies bare!
The blonde won by a hair!
Hard to split! The brunette just outstripped!

Author petePosted on November 25, 2013March 26, 2020Categories PGTags big breasts, bra, breasts, limerick, panties, pussies, pussy, striptease

Bedevilled

By libidinous frenzy bedevilled,
In men’s lustful longings she revelled,
Like real-life porn!
She’d arrive home at dawn,
Panties lost, tipsy, giggling, dishevelled.

Author petePosted on November 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories PGTags bedevilled, frenzy, limerick, no panties, panties, porn

Full disclosure

Her blouse gapes as she blissfully dozes.
Her skirt hikes up too. Holy Moses!
No panties! No bra!
Is it going too far
To take photos? Well, yes, he supposes.

Author adminPosted on August 20, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags bra, limerick, no bra, no panties, panties

Willy-nilly

She was pretty and buxom, but silly;
Her bras and her panties were frilly.
She’d strip off when hot,
Got her tits out a lot,
And she called a man’s penis a “willy”!

Author adminPosted on August 19, 2013June 28, 2024Categories PGTags bra, buxom, frilly, limerick, panties, penis, strip, tits, willy

Hands-on experience

When the boy’s hand deliciously strayed
Up to, into her panties and played,
She protested, but sighed,
Let two fingers inside,
Breathless, thrilled, although slightly afraid.

Author adminPosted on July 30, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags fingers, hand, limerick, masturbation, panties, straying hands

No drama

The deed done, she cleaned up and reflected,
Surprisingly little affected;
Some awkwardness, yes,
Panties ripped, and some mess.
Pretty much, though, just what she’d expected.

Author adminPosted on May 9, 2013June 26, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, panties, ripped panties, virginity

Mission accomplished

She was drunk, half-undressed, a bit groggy,
And horny! Her panties were soggy!
Then they too were gone,
And  a bit later on
She was rooted, it seems, though it’s foggy.

Author adminPosted on April 26, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags drunk, horny, limerick, no panties, panties, rooted

Warm panties

She returned from the Ladies, as planned,
Slipped her warm panties into his hand,
Whispered “Have a nice sniff!
I was wondering if
We might go back to my place now… and …!”

Author adminPosted on April 16, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, no panties, panties, seduction, sniff, warm panties

Alice, unexpurgated

Alice, curious, subject to whimsy,
This brillig day, randy and mimsy,
Began to caress
Herself under her dress;
Slithy, frabjous! Off, panties, so flimsy!

Author adminPosted on April 15, 2013June 24, 2024Categories AOTags Alice, Alice in Wonderland, caress, Jabberwocky, masturbation, panties, randy

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