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The slippery slope

Naked, scared, she had nowhere to hide,
And yet hot and wet, trembling inside.
She lay down, bit her lip,
And she let in the tip.
Then she sort of, well, just let things slide!

Author petePosted on April 26, 2012June 18, 2024Categories AOTags hot, limerick, naked, wet

Ingratitude

Since he’d bought her a fur coat and bling,
(But had not, of course, bought her a ring,)
She was grateful and gee!
It just seemed fair that she
Should get naked and do the right thing!

Author petePosted on February 16, 2012August 2, 2020Categories PGTags limerick, naked, prostitution

Peeping Tom

Naked, sprawled she lay blissfully sleeping;
He crouched at the door, panting, peeping,
His cock in his hand,
But would she understand
That his love for her brought him there, creeping?

Author petePosted on February 4, 2012August 2, 2020Categories AOTags cock, limerick, naked, peeping tom, sleeping

Penitent

Naked, trembling, when told to, she knelt,
Drunken on the emotions she felt;
Fear, pride, guilt and joy;
Would tonight he employ
His bare hand or the cane or the belt?

Author petePosted on January 28, 2012July 31, 2020Categories AOTags belt, cane, guilt, naked

Waking

He woke naked, confused, in her room,
Breathing deep of her musky perfume,
His arm over her chest,
His lips closed on one breast,
And his sperm swimming up through her womb.

Author petePosted on October 15, 2011June 11, 2020Categories AOTags breast, limerick, musky, naked, sperm, womb

Chivalry

The fair damsel cried out in distress.
She was naked… Ah, but I digress!
The knight rode to her aid,
Firm of flesh, swift of blade!
Dragon slain, they rode off. She said “Yes!

Author petePosted on August 29, 2011May 10, 2020Categories PGTags chivalry, consent, damsel in distress, limerick, naked

Sweater

Her breasts fought like two cats in her sweater,
No brassiere, either, to fetter
His naked delight:
It was thin, it was tight,
God! If only her sweater were wetter!

Author petePosted on July 30, 2011April 28, 2020Categories PGTags brassiere, breasts, limerick, naked, tight

Ground to a halt

Naked, sweating, they grapple and wrestle;
Loins grind like a mortar and pestle,
Hearts pound in their chests,
Hot sweat drips from her breasts,
Where, exhausted and spent, he’ll soon nestle.

Author petePosted on July 28, 2011April 28, 2020Categories AOTags breasts, limerick, loins, naked, sweat

Putty in his hands

She stood naked, midst clay flakes and dust,
A fixed smile on her face, and nonplussed,
As she suffered the chill
And vicarious thrill
Of the sculptor’s cold hands on her bust.

Author adminPosted on July 9, 2011May 9, 2020Categories PGTags bust, limerick, naked, thrill

The actress

“I’m an actress!” she cried from her heart.
“When I’m naked, my legs wide apart,
Cocks in this and that hole,
I’m just living the role!
It’s not porn, it’s romantic! It’s art!”

Author adminPosted on April 25, 2011April 13, 2020Categories XTags actress, art, fucked, hole, limerick, naked, porn, romantic

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