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Straightforward

She said “Honestly! What’s to discuss?
We’re both naked.  Stop making a fuss!
It seems perfectly clear;
Look, just give it here.
Come closer, now push a bit … Thus!”

Author petePosted on March 23, 2016July 10, 2024Categories XTags first fuck, limerick, naked

Counting her blessings

Naked mostly, both off and onstage,
Body still pretty good for her age;
Though the wrong side of thirty,
Still randy and flirty.
Booze, tips, tricks, why work for a wage?

Author petePosted on March 17, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags flirty, limerick, naked, prostitution, randy, stripper

As soon be hung for a sheep as a lamb

He’d undone every last lace and button,
In haste, quite the sexual glutton!
Her dress fell away;
Naked flesh on display …
Lovely wench! She’d been lamb dressed as mutton!

Author petePosted on March 17, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, naked, seduction, wench

Out of her comfort zone

Naked, helpless, she’d panicked at first.
Pussy, anal, her mouth! How she’d cursed!
Fucked by so many men!
But right into it then…
Though the mob had already dispersed.

Author petePosted on March 10, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags anal, gang-bang, limerick, naked, pussy

All foreplay

She got naked, got down on all fours.
“Why you doin’ that girl?” “Just because …
Shit! I’m horny as hell!
And just so you can tell…
Anytime, any which way, I’m yours!”

Author petePosted on March 4, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags horny, limerick, naked, proposition, seduction

Pickup lines

Bored, she flagged down a ride in a pickup.
Her day though was in for a hiccup!
He turned down a track,
Threw her ass on the back,
Said “Git naked! This here’s a stick-up!

Author petePosted on March 4, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags arse, ass, hitch-hiker, limerick, naked, rape

Prostituting her art

Posing naked for artists might fetch
A few bucks, cold and bored, while they sketch.
But she thought, What the hell?
Why not fuck them as well,
For a little bit extra? Poor wretch!

Author petePosted on February 15, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags artist's model, fuck, limerick, naked, prostitution

Every dog has its day

The young Duchess, though naked still regal,
Indecently fondled her beagle.
Her Grace didn’t mind
His responding in kind,
Though improper, perverse and illegal!

Author petePosted on January 13, 2016February 12, 2024Categories AOTags aristocracy, beagle, bestiality, limerick, naked, perverse

What price, virtue?

In her dungeon, cold, dismal and dank,
Naked, chained, and quite certain she stank,
Would her Dad pay the ransom?
Would some dashing, handsome
Knight save her (to fuck, to be frank)?

Author petePosted on December 17, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, fuck, limerick, medieval limerick, naked

A woman’s intuition

The next morning, half naked, mind foggy,
She vaguely recalled feeling groggy.
Perhaps she’d passed out.
She’d been rooted, no doubt…
Since her panties were sticky and soggy.

Author petePosted on December 7, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags alcohol, date rape, limerick, morning after, naked, panties, rooted

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