Funky

She woke up in a bit of a funk…
Serves me right, she thought, getting so drunk…
Make-up smeared, sore head,
On the floor, not in bed…
And my cunt full of some bastard’s gunk!

Yawn

She woke next to him early next morning,
Sweat, cum-slick, wet cunt pinkly yawning…
“God! What have I done?
Well… it must have been fun…
Who’s this guy, though?” she thought, the truth dawning.