So, she’d had a big night on the grog…
Her recall of it mostly a fog…
Then, a sobering shock…
She remembered a cock…
On the end of a bloody great dog!
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Wee Willy
Poor unfortunate Wee Willie Winky…
His cock was as small as his pinkie,,,
One does understand
Why he’d stick in his hand,
Or a bottle, or something else kinky.
GOAT
Nice big tits, a great arse, she’s the GOAT!
He keeps pumping, and tries not to gloat…
His right hand up her cunt…
Gurgle, grunt… gurgle, grunt…
Her eyes smile as he cums down her throat!
Pussy
The poor boy, he just looks so forlorn…
Someone murdered his cat, you’d have sworn!
She’ll seduce him, poor dear…
One fuck, it’s small beer…
Or many… she’s his until dawn!
Show and tell
Who it was she chose not to disclose.
Now she’s pregnant, enough so it shows,
Though she wears baggy dresses,
Hopes nobody guesses…
Just silly… like, everyone knows!
Underwhelmed
Although normally gentle and placid,
Her tone when she spoke was tart, acid…
“Your cock’s fucking small…
And me naked and all…
And the fucking thing’s still fucking flaccid!”
Discretion
Though not wishing to cause him offence,
The guy’s cock was just fucking immense!
Could it possibly fit
In her tight little slit?
Would to try even make any sense?
Stag
A great party! He’s glad he came stag.
All these hot girls! Fuck! Who’d be a fag?
Cheeky smiles, lovely tits…
Bet they’ve all got wet slits…
Yep, he thinks, a nice shag’s in the bag!
The immodest wench
Jolly nice, he thought, sipping his scotch,
Settling back on the sofa to watch
The immodest young wench…
Dutch? Italian? No, French,
Stuffing curious things up her crotch.
The good life
It’s the good life, right, being retired?
Eat, drink and rent girls as required…
Nice filthy young things,
A few bucks and no strings…
Except often you’re too fucking tired!