Hoop

In the Members’ Bar after the races,
In jockey’s cap, corset with laces,
Her g-string and boots,
To wolf-whistles and hoots,
Miss Boyd-Parker was put through her paces.

Touch

A young fellow who does what he pleases
Treats lightly the social diseases:
He doesn’t mind much
About physical touch
But he handles girls’ panties with tweezers.

Warmth

There’s a shy little fellow, called Norm,
Whose particular quirk takes this form:
With giggles and snickers
He pilfers girls’ knickers,
If possible while they’re still warm!