An immoral, but smooth airline steward
Seduced a poor girl, whom he’d lured
Up into his room…
All too soon her poor womb
Was awash with his seminal fluid.
Tag: limerick
Persistence pays
He was nothing if not, well, persistent,
So, since he was so damned insistent,
She gave him a root,
(Since he was rather cute),
Though throughout it, she did remain distant.
Spin
Though his girlfriend was rightly suspicious,
(He’d told her that sperm was nutritious),
At last, with some dread,
She gave in, gave him head,
Swallowed too, and said “Gosh! It’s delicious!”
Mystique
Certain women possess a mystique,
Each, in some way, sublimely unique;
Perhaps beckoning eyes,
Or the turn of her thighs,
Or her smile when she’s taking a leak.
Peek performance
Through a hole in the wall, as I peek
At her glistening, rounded physique,
As she utters a moan,
And climaxes alone,
I, too, come in my hand and grow weak.
The actress
“I’m an actress!” she cried from her heart.
“When I’m naked, my legs wide apart,
Cocks in this and that hole,
I’m just living the role!
It’s not porn, it’s romantic! It’s art!”
Front runner
She’s attractive, though not very smart,
Low IQ, big fake tits, and a tart.
She’s an airhead, it’s true,
But a wonderful screw!
In a girlfriend that’s not a bad start.
A new ballgame
Modern girls can control their fertility,
Handy, to have that ability!
Now women screw
‘Cause it’s pleasant to do,
And they work on technique and agility.
She flounced
As he watched her get angry and flounce,
And her big bosom jiggle and bounce,
Flushed and howling with rage.
Like a bear in a cage,
He got hard and got ready to pounce!
The quim
It’s a wonderful thing, a girl’s quim:
When you poke with your prick round the rim,
First her labia pout,
Become moist and puff out,
The next moment, she’s full to the brim!