Having surveyed her pudendal sector,
He worked out the right penile vector,
Then pencilled a mark
And, in one shallow arc,
Sweetly, neatly plunged in to bisect her!
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The good life
After work he went out with the lads,
Then went home to his old Mum and Dad’s.
If his girlfriend came round,
Then they’d turn up the sound,
And she’d suck him off, during the ads.
The meek shall inherit
Like a lamb to the slaughter, she meekly
Gave in, though she protested weakly,
And then, when he’d done,
He said “Wasn’t that fun?”
“Oh yes, lovely”, she said, smiling bleakly.
Comeuppance
“What you need’s a good screwing!” he chuckled,
And unzipped his pants and unbuckled.
“I’ll teach you to flirt!”
He said, lifting her skirt,
While she clung to the bed-post, white-knuckled!
Geek sex
She was geeky, and he was a nerd;
They both knew to what “fucking” referred,
Their relationship, though,
Was more virtual, so
It quite startled them when it occurred!
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Vertex
It proved just as he’d rightly suspected;
By drawing two lines, which projected,
At thirty degrees,
Through her ankles and knees,
Her cunt lay where the lines intersected!
The family that plays together
A precocious young girl and her mother
Made love to her father and brother;
When they were away,
They were happy to play
With their neighbours and friends, or each other.
The gallant suitor
Going down on a woman is gallant.
Some men, of course, find it repellant,
But girls, old and young,
Love a touch of the tongue,
And appreciate men with this talent!
The joker
She passed out, and a nearby bloke
Thought he’d play a small practical joke,
So he gave her a screw
Shaved her pubic hair too;
Wouldn’t she be surprised when she woke!
Hair's breadth
He was thrilled with how far he had got,
Till she cried “You’ll do what? And with what?
Put it where? Part my hair?
Don’t you bloody well dare!
Put that thing in my thing? I think not!”