Pedo bastard, he fancies his daughter,
Not fucking and stuff, though, but sorta…
The odd sleazy touch,
Sniffing panties and such
He’d do more, but he don’t think he oughta.
Tag: limerick
Weaned too early
His strange kink is he hankers to nuzzle
The tits of a woman and guzzle
Her warm, nutty milk
(In a nightie of silk)…
Sometimes bite them… he needs a damn muzzle!
Misused
She said things about what he would do,
Pretty weird and nasty, if true…
Called her harlot and sinner,
And slut… stuck things in her…
Or whipped her poor tits black and blue.
Cowgirl
There she was, on her knees, in the nude,
Sucker things on her tits, being screwed,
Horns and tail and all,
His big cock and one ball
Chockablock up her cunt while she mooed!
The upside of facial hair
Though she’d called him a fool… a bit harsh…
Naked, twirling his silly moustache…
On his damn knees, no less,
Still, she had to confess,
She admired his bloody panache!
Wedding night
She’d expected some pain, and some bleeding,
From Mother’s vague hints, and her reading,
But sucking his dick!
And it fair made her sick…
Can’t he bloody get on with the breeding?
Sitting on her fortune
This young chick was just plain unignorable…
Face, ass, tits… fucking adorable!
Young, sweet and tight
To be fucked day and night…
By himself… or at least fucking whorable!
The downside of facial hair
With his bristly moustache and his beard,
Round mouth and plump lips, it appeared…
Quite simply uncanny…
Well, just like a fanny…
Or, bluntly… a cunt, which was weird.
Top shelf
Her sweet pussy’s shaved smooth as damn glass,
She’s got tattoos of wings on her arse,
Nipple rings, solid gold…
A damn joy to behold…
She ain’t cheap, but she’s fuckin’ first class!
All swagger
For all of his swaggering figure,
Once stripped, she suppressed a rude snigger…
He said “What the hell?”
“Oh,” she said… “It’s just… well…
I imagined it would have been bigger!”