It had not looked that big in the shop…
Ready… Try it again, from the top…
Got the knob in…OK…
A bit more… All the way!
Harder! Faster! Oh fuck! Yeah! Don’t stop!
Tag: limerick
Bottoms up!
God, I’m horny! she thought. What’s to fuck?
Not the pineapple… ouch! Might get stuck!
The zucchini? Too tame.
The cucumber? Same, same.
The champagne bottle! Fat end. Here’s luck!
The mad doctor
The mad doctor, vile instruments gleaming,
Bent over her, naked and screaming,
Legs pulled open wider,
Things pushed up inside her…
She woke, cumming, wet pussy streaming!
Creature Feature
At the Saturday night double feature,
The new Presbyterian preacher
Saw one of his flock…
She was sucking the cock
Of some man, eating popcorn! Vile creature!
You bet!
If to fuck her was rape, she’d abetted;
Young passions, at long last, unfettered!
She’d sucked his damn prick,
And her young cunt was slick,
When she straddled him, eager, pre-wetted!
Grunter
Her opponent complained that her grunt,
When she served, was some kind of a stunt,
But the umpire found
That the off-putting sound
Didn’t come from her mouth, but her cunt!
What did you do on the weekend?
This unworthy cunt begs Master Dave,
Lock her up all weekend in The Cave.
This cunt begs to be stripped,
Fucked and sodomised, whipped…
Dinner’s cooked.
Signed
@susantheslave
Rusty idyll
She grew up on the family farm,
Quite idyllic… bit too fucking calm!
She got lonely, of course…
Fucked the dog. And her horse.
Pretty strange, but it did her no harm.
Share and share alike
They’ve been out on a couple of dates,
Which is cool, but the thing that she hates
Is they fuck, which is fun,
But then, after he’s done,
How he passes her round to his mates!
A big ask
Bastard’s some kind of hairy great giant!
The whore stood there, arms crossed, defiant.
Cock down to his knees!
Wants a fuck, if you please!
Well this bitch ain’t too fuckin compliant!