“I’ve done something a bit indiscreet,”
She said. “Not that it’s like me to cheat…
Though I know that you do…
So I thought that I’d screw
A small group of your buddies, my sweet!”
Tag: limerick
Vexation
She became, at length, anxious and vexed…
Having sucked him and fucked him, what next?
He’s still hard as a rock…
Now he’ll stick his big cock
Up her virginal arse, she suspects!
A reasonable question
“Gosh!” she said. “Silly me, to assume
There’d be just you and me… I presume
All these guys are your friends?
Like… that’s cool… just depends,
Like… there’s only three holes… is there room?”
Relativity
One night stands were just so over-rated
He thought. All the women he’d dated
Just couldn’t compare
To his first cousin, Claire,
Once she got over being related.
Busted
Oh my God! she thought. Fuck! Like, so busted!
Stark naked and red-faced and flustered…
Her mum’s home… who knew?
And mid-orgasm too!
Even she was a little disgusted!
Yankee go home
She was quite understandably cranky.
Damn loud, pushy, smarty-pants yankee!
Just fucked her, like that…
Wham, bam, thank you ma’am… splat…
She thought, wiping her cunt with her hanky.
Opportunity knocking
When he’d squeezed her left boob, and they’d kissed,
She said “Alright then, if you insist.”
Never mind if he ought,
Now or never, he thought…
Opportunity not to be missed!
Herd mentality
He was just a bloke, one of the herd…
He liked sex, if and when it occurred…
Sometimes win, often fail…
No big alpha-male,
Which, though, he’d have rather preferred.
Fresh meat
Young and pretty, nice tasty fresh meat.
Where her panties and stocking mesh meet,
A still-recent tattoo…
Doesn’t know what to do…
Which is what makes her tender flesh sweet!
A tight spot
Seemed he’d got himself in a tight spot…
If she told … though he hoped she might not…
She’d seemed willing, he thought…
Even if he were caught…
Her damn pussy was fucking white-hot!