All these guys! They’re a damn job to wrangle…
The most cocks, in deep… the best angle.
A thicket of cocks!
One guy’s wearing his socks!
Arms and legs, hers and theirs in a tangle!
Tag: limerick
Dog lover
I like dogs, she said. Doggies do tricks…
A dog’s tongue tickles more when he licks…
Which most men never do…
Yeah, I do fuck men too…
But I love doggies’ slippery pricks!
Home alone
She was sixteen, and bored, home alone…
How to make herself come, on her own?
What to stick up her cunt?
Something chunky and blunt…
Baseball bat? Can of coke? The dog’s bone?
In the spirit of enquiry
Anal sex? Well… her mind wasn’t closed.
She was not. like, completely opposed…
She might give it a go…
Well, how else would she know?
It might be rather fun, she supposed.
Discrimination
In their tree-house, the boys have a club.
The NO GIRLS rule, she takes as a snub.
She wants in, she admits…
Should she show them her tits?
Maybe give all their willies a rub?
The lost art of conversation
Can’t we ever just have a nice chat?
She thinks. Talk about friends and all that…
No! It’s “Babe, suck my dick!”
Well, at least he came quick…
On her face and titties… Splat! Splat!
Castaways
Tropic island, a still, blue lagoon…
Boy and girl, naked, shimmering moon…
They’re comparing their bits…
Now he’s sucking her tits…
She’ll be fucked, if they aren’t rescued soon!
Be more specific
“Oh my god!” she exclaimed, in a screech.
“It was only a figure of speech,
When I said… my intent…
I’m all yours, guys… I meant
Just my cunt, not one fucking hole each!”
Worst fears
Her poor cunt had been properly pounded…
Which wasn’t as bad as it sounded…
It hurt, as it would,
But it hurt so damn good…
Her worst fears had been quite unfounded!
The perfect wife
A young woman of great grace and beauty,
Whenever he wanted a root, he
Just fucked his poor wife…
Which might seem a sad life,
But she thought it her conjugal duty.