Frog prince 1

“Come on babe,” he said. Gimme a snog!”
“Fuck!” she said. “I ain’t kissin’ no frog!
You ain’t no fuckin’ prince…
You don’t wanna be mince,
Better get yourself back in that bog!”

Frog prince 2

“Right away I knew somethin’ was wrong…
Clammy lips, and his tongue was so long!”
She said. (Gargle, spit, rinse).
“No, he weren’t no damn prince,
Just some smooth-talkin’ frog, all along!”

Forensics

He can tell by the signs where she’s lain…
Rumpled sheets, blood, the gluey grey stain.
When his mum says “What’s this?”
(And she’ll know it’s not piss,)
How the fuck will he ever explain?)