“It’s beneath me!” she said, out of vanity.
“Fuck him? The dregs of humanity?
Nasty! A brute!
Give that bastard a root?
He’ll pay what? Sure! (Silent profanity).
Tag: limerick
Spread
“Get your arse on the table and squat!
Spread your cheeks… let me see what you’ve got!”
He said. “Yeah, spread ’em wide,
So a man can decide
Which to fuck, your butthole, or your slot!”
First kiss
When he kissed her, her timid heart leapt!
Dreams come true! Her Prince Charming! Except…
He was squeezing her breast!
She was being undressed!
Lust, not love, then, she thought, and she wept.
Lurks and perks
As a whore, she was making a killing!
The job, of course, not so fulfilling…
She had to fuck jerks…
But it had lots of perks,
And it paid well, with ten-minute billing.
The long and the short of it
She was too short, or he was too tall, so
He picked her up, back to the wall, so
She dropped on his cock,
Swollen hard as a rock,
First her cunt, and her arsehole then, also.
Where there’s smoke
His lewd threats… her own damn silly fault,
Taken all with a large grain of salt…
Understandable, still…
It does seem the man will
Bloody rape her, it dawns with a jolt!
Brute
She, in retrospect, must have been blind,
Not to see that he’d be so unkind…
To resort to brute force!
Sort of rape… well of course…
But quite fun, of a curious kind.
Ambiguity
Lovely breasts, but ambiguous gender…
A new thrill, thought Madam Big Spender.
Nice cock , to begin…
Then, the more wicked sin,
Cunt-to-cunt on that big double ender!
Youth and beauty
Just her youth and her beauty sufficed…
He was already rather enticed…
Still a virgin, what’s more…
Her first time as a whore…
And the goods were attractively priced!
Love and marriage
“Love and marriage, so terribly kitsch!”
She said. “Look, you can call me a bitch,
But I’ll just try my luck,
Till I find World’s Best Fuck…
Who might hopefully, also be rich!”