When he’d kissed her, her knees turned to jelly…
His cock thrusting up in her belly
Felt so fucking good,
As she’d thought that it would…
And it fit like a foot in a wellie!
Tag: limerick
Heart starter
God, he thought, as he came and withdrew,
Hard to beat a nice slow morning screw…
I mean, what can compare?
You wake up, she’s right there…
Maybe coffee, that first sip of brew!
Squish
She had plenty of tail to swish,
A sweet pussy to fuck too, squish, squish!
And damn tasty as well,
Though of course she did smell
A bit like the proverbial fish.
Pea-souper
A still morning, a pea-souper fog,
She went out to the park for a jog.
When she stumbled and fell
She was fucked… hard to tell
By whom… possibly Rastus, her dog.
Never
Fuckin bloke thinks he’s so fuckin clever…
No way that she’d fuck him, like ever!
He pulled out his schlong…
Fuckin near a foot long!
Mmm. that’s big, she thought… Never say never!
Bother
She’d at first thought the fellow was joking…
But no! Soon his small cock was poking
In search of her cunt…
Did he know back from front?
How pathetic! And rather provoking!
Bush lawyer
You’d have thought that consent was consent…
She just kind of assumed where it went…
Bastard found some damn loophole,
And fucked her poor poop-hole,
Exactly, of course, his intent!
Crying foul
Poor gal got all twisted and bitter.
“He raped me, the pesky damn critter!”
She sobbed. “Made me lick it…
Then where did he stick it?
My pussy? No! Up my damn shitter!”
The long and the short of it
She stood back and said “What? Is that all?
I mean… fuck! You’re, like, seven feet tall…
Got them big hands and feet,
So, like, what’s with the meat?
I mean… shit! Why’s your cock so damn small?”
Out there
Her new dress was… umm… more than suggestive,
The look, what there was of it festive…
Bows here and there…
She went out, for a dare,
And the natives were bug-eyed and restive!