God, she thought. The damn chap has a cheek!
Creeping, looking through keyholes, the sneak.
Never mind. What the hell?
She’s quite chuffed, truth to tell…
If he wants to peek, let the man peek!
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The thirst
His wild thirst for sex left still unquenched,
Her poor pussy bedraggled, cum-drenched,
He kept fucking… wham-bam!
Didn’t give a goddam
In whose cunt he was deeply entrenched
Evening prayer
Flinching under his lecherous gaze,
She imagines the horrible ways
He might use her tonight…
Oh God! Not in my tight
Virgin arsehole,” she fervently prays!
Proportionality
So… like, black guys have huge fuckin’ cocks…
When they stick it in some poor girl’s box,
Like, it must do her harm…
It’s as big as her arm!
Black chicks must have, like, cunts like old socks!
Loose woman
“Yep, I’ll fuck her. Why not?” he decides,
Drops his jeans, saddles up, in he glides,
And it’s kind of alright,
Only not… just not tight…
His damn cock doesn’t touch the damn sides!
Power play
His demand wasn’t, like, sugar-coated…
“Lie down and get fuckin’ deep-throated!”
“No need to be rough,”
She sobbed. He, loud and gruff,
Said “Fuck you, bitch. You’re fuckin’ outvoted!”
A woman inspired
Once her passions got proper inflamed,
She did things… well… she couldn’t be blamed…
Rooted guys, sucked their dicks,
Did all kinds of rude tricks…
Some things, even, that haven’t been named!
The worm
Her great scorn for the man was well earned.
She said “Look, far as fucking’s concerned,
Your pathetic small dick
Doesn’t do the damn trick,
So fuck off, jerk! The fucking worm’s turned!
Indecent haste
Things hadn’t gone quite as intended…
She felt sort of cheated, offended…
She’d just whispered yes,
Then he tore off her dress,
And she found herself nude and upended!
More than she bargained for
The poor girl, she’d been bloody confused…
If she’d known… well she would have refused…
She’d said yes, though, you see,
Never knowing she’d be
Not just fucked, but all kinds of abused!