In class, daydreaming, lace panties wet,
Blonde and pretty, a tease, teachers pet,
And his furtive, hot glance,
And the bulge in his pants…
Both intent on one thing…not quite yet.
Tag: limerick
Not a nursery rhyme
The grass tickling her pussy, Miss Muffet
Sat panting, astride a small tuffet,
Her fingers inside her,
Cunt lips gaping wider…
For want of a man who might stuff it.
Snake charmer
So… he pulled it out, gave it a shake…
Ugly, huge, like a big fucking snake!
And he said “Come on, suck it.”
“Then what? Fucking fuck it?”
She said. “Fuck, no! Gimme a break!”
Comely wench
Young and innocent, lied to and lured
Upstairs to his flat… and then skewered!
“Oh well,” she thought glumly,
Nude, cum-splattered, comely,
Poor wench… “Some things must be endured.”
Lucky dip
The guy seems pretty normal and nice…
Though he might have some horrible vice…
He might rape her… god knows…
“I’ll say yes, I suppose,”
She thinks. “Fuck. Try my luck. Roll the dice.”
A time and a place
“Fucking hell!” she snapped. “Fuck fucking men!
Want to fuck, anywhere, anywhen!
As she got off the floor,
Mopped her cunt… “Well, no more!
Once or twice, fine… but never again!”
Billing and cooing
He had quite a long prick… a bit thinnish…
Which didn’t, however, diminish
Her pleasure one bit…
She cooed “Come on my tit,
And just pull down my dress when you finish!”
The melting of the ice
Even nude she was rather aloof…
“Not so fast!” came her frosty reproof.
He kept on, all the same,
And he’d swear that she came…
Maybe twice… though of course he’d no proof.
Undress code
He did think there was something afoot,
When she said “I’ll just go to the toot.”
She came back, as she’d planned,
Her damp knickers in hand…
A plain message, and splendidly put!
Bad to worse
He plunged in, and she let out a curse…
“That’s my arsehole!” she cried, rather terse.
“So it is,” he replied.
“It was hard to decide…”
Which of course only made matters worse.