Gold-plate dildos, and silver and brass,
Gem encrusted, stone, ebony, glass,
Cocks for any occasion,
Strange, rare, antique, Asian,
To thrust up her pussy and arse.
Tag: limerick
Petite
Cupcake tits, slender, fragile, petite…
When he stripped, she went white as a sheet…
Cock as big as her arm!
But, determined and calm,
She got all of it in… quite a feat!
Wedded bliss
When she’d fucked, once, she’d pleaded for more..
But now, married, it’s kind of a bore…
Wham, bam, always the same,
It just seems such a shame…
Better, frankly, to be a damn whore!
Tact
“Wow!” she said, with remarkable tact…
His cock failing, as yet, to react,
And then, rolling her eyes,
“Such exceptional size!”
Which the fellow concerned, sadly lacked.
Existentialist
His cock plunged up her cunt, to and fro,
Till he’d filled her with warm goo, below.
So… a virgin nor more,
But, since nobody saw,
Did it matter? Like, no one would know.
Cuckold
So, his wife screws around… but the crux
Isn’t whom or how many she fucks…
She still fucks him as well,
Loves him best, he can tell,
So he’ll share her then, much as it sucks.
Inconclusive
Is her body his, wholly, exclusive?
He rapes her… he’s selfish, abusive…
Can love cause such pain?
Is to love him insane?
Sleepless, fretful, the answers elusive.
Tooth and nail
It began from the moment they kissed…
The occasional passionate tryst…
She became quite obsessed,
By his teeth on her breast,
By her pussy lips stretched round his fist!
Catholic guilt
She supposed fucking must take its toll…
It might even imperil her soul!
Though of course she’d confess…
After all, she’d said yes…
Did it matter, perhaps, though, which hole?
Pang
Drenched in cum and saliva and sweat,
She had just a small pang of regret…
He might think she’s a slut,
Which I’m not, she thought, but
I might still have played more hard to get.