Tag: limerick

Gung ho

His apartment was sordid and squalid,
His cock, though, as big as a bollard!
“My god!” she exclaimed.
I might be fucking maimed!
Stick it up me but, baby!” she hollered.

Notorious

As a woman of some notoriety,
Shunned, as she was, by society,
Called “that damn slut”
By men’s wives… tough shit, but
She at least got some fucking variety!

Beyond bad

Scrunched up bra, tattered panties, one stocking…
“Dumb slut!” he said, tone cold and mocking…
She hadn’t said no…
What he did to her, though,
Was beyond bad… in fact rather shocking!

Spit first

“God damn, boy! Watcha think you damn doin?”
She said. “Shoot! Ah reckon ah’m screwin,”
Said he. “You don’t say!
Well, I ain’t got all day,”
She said. “Spit out that gum that you chewin!”

Choosy

“Go to bed with you? Don’t be absurd!”
She exclaimed, never minding who heard…
“But your friend… (and she sighs),
With those lovely blue eyes…
If he wants me, need just say the word!”

Fatalism

“Wanna root?” one boy says, and she nods.
Would they let her go? What are the odds?
Get it over and done with,
Be theirs to have fun with,
Switch off till they’ve all shot their wads.

Bloody hell!

Well, I guess it takes all bloody types…
Kinky’s one thing, no problem… but cripes!
This guy’s brought his own whip…
And he’s told her to strip…
Her arse covered with red, stinging stripes!