She was gorgeous, and somewhat notorious…
Fucking her just fucking glorious!
Things that she said,
Things she did in his bed,
Made the whole thing completely uproarious!
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Yep, that’s better, he thought… No more squabbling…
She’s down on her knees, fucking gobbling…
Been put in her place,
A man’s dick in her face
And her big floppy tits fucking wobbling.
One time offer
“Choose a hole, any hole… take your pick”
She said, giving his cock a nice lick…
“One time offer, alright?
And I ain’t got all night…
Two for one if you like, but be quick!”
Seamy
Fashion makes for some curious sights…
Those young girls in tight shorts and short tights,
Center seam up their cunt…
And that’s just from in front…
Hinting broadly at carnal delights.
Great expectations
Tits displayed for his sole delectation,
Her flattering , shameless flirtation,
The glint in her eyes
As she parted her thighs…
A nice fuck was a fair expectation.
Exponential growth
He had quite a nice penis, potentially…
Rubbing, it grew exponentially!
Mmm… yes indeed…
All a woman could need!
“So, let’s see how it fits,” she said, wenchily!
With mustard
He was so big she thought she might burst…
Fuck your cock and fuck fucking she cursed!
Take it out, your damn prick… I’ll
Just use a damn pickle…
Or sausage, if wurst comes to wurst!
Words fail him
Well, that didn’t go down well, he guessed…
Yep. It looks like he’d fouled his own nest…
He’s just called her a slut
Which she kind of is… but
Perhaps might have been better expressed!
The better part of valour
It was rape, by its outward appearance,
And yet, he eschewed interference…
A fuck hard contested…
But something suggested
The guy might have had prior clearance.
Her past
A deep secret, her burden to carry…
At least if she wanted to marry…
Nobody must know
That, not so long ago,
She’d root any Tom, Dick and/or Harry.