Pitfalls

Sometimes, she thinks, life’s just the pits…
This damn guy, drunk, and groping her tits…
And he’s, like, her best mate…
And their first real date,
Which, of course, you know, thrills her to bits!

Here’s hoping

So, he went to the party, just scoping,
To check out the chicks, vaguely hoping
One might want to dance…
Let him into her pants…
Well, it’s better than sitting round moping.

Castaway

Her cute knickers and bra… lace and cotton,
Now cast aside, caution forgotten,
She lay there wide-eyed,
As he thrust up inside…
Vile seducer… cad! Perfectly rotten!